#1. you youtube bobby mcferrin
#2. you twitter twice in 5 minutes.
#3. you eat an entire packet of shortbread creams.
#4 you go to the toilet just to see if you need to pee.
#5 you search for a new album on Mediamonkey
#6 you stand around watching someone else shredding something.
#7 you discuss the finer points of how much more appealing the women options are in transformers 2 for the simple fact that one of them is half cyborg.
#8 you plan your afternoon for the 17th time
#9 you tidy your desk
#10 you write this list and post it.
jaymis has asked if #7 contains spoiler content. in my defence i have no idea; i’ve not seen the movie – i just chimed in enthusiastically when i heard the cyborg bit.